About Us


At Bizznix, we’re buzzword-enabled and jargon-compliant. Our team is short on talent, but we have really strong personalities. We’re brimming with self-esteem, for reasons that even we don’t understand.

Meet the team …

Brent Brett, President, CEO, and COO

Brent built Bizznix from the ground up through misplaced enthusiasm and an inability to listen to others. A graduate of Biblio Tech and a self-confident loud talker, he has never run into a situation where he could not pretend that he knew what he was talking about. As Brent often says, at the top of his lungs, “Let’s build a straw man, put him in a time box, and then we’ll move his cheese!”

Craig Gregg, Executive Vice President of Social Media

Craig is a +1 in social media. The resident thought leader in the content-less enterprise of the future, Craig has built a Bizznix presence on MySpace and Friendster that is unprecedented and in some ways, undetectable.

Cindy, Compliance Officer

Cindy is a trendsetter ensuring Bizznix’s compliance with all the latest tropes and memes. Clad in a Canada Goose jacket and clutching a paper Starbucks cup, Cindy makes sure she always backs into parking spaces with her Tesla. When she’s not devouring avocado toast, she’s binge-watching ‘Succession’. Sometimes she does both!

Barry Berry, Chief Brogrammer

Barry enjoys TikTok, hazing rituals, and wearing his baseball cap backwards.